WOW this is like my first post in ages...lets see what have i got to say? it's been a year lets just sum everything up:
LIFE IS TWISTED!!!
if you told me a year ago that i'd be in the position that i'm in now i'd have been like EWWWWW!!! but now i don't really know...
i mean how do people do it? end up with their happily ever afters... when life is just so annoying?
here are some stuff that I've learnt this year:
1. think before opening your mouth- seriously! come up with all possibilities of how the situation could go wrong before weighing it up and working out if you do screw up how bad could it stuff up your life. a simple formula could be used in this situation: all outcome/number of possible disatrous outcomes X just how much the universe could fuck you up!
2. if you intend on falling in love, pick someone who isn't a) older, b) sarcastic and c) is able to get inside you head! if you find someone who is all those things, let me tell you that you are SCREWED!!! from this point on you will not stop thinking about him, he will be basically word vomit and try to buy some soothing lotion for your heart, cos it's gonna hurt like hell!
3. don't tell you parents anything... well it's pretty self explanatory
4. learn to lie. this will get you far in life and in his pants... hahaha, maybe not, but it helps to give you a social life!
5. surround yourself with friends who will tell you the truth!!!
6. if he's playing you, get out NOW!!! sadly that's easier said than done... therefore i still haven't done it...:P
7. if all else fails go shopping!!! a new dress helps solve everything!!!
Well that's pretty much it for a year's work! Merry Christmas and Season's Greetings yal!
Happy Writings!
Susannah♥
